This is the summary of my Epic Weekend. Get ready for some Epicness.
(Some parts may be exaggerated a tiny bit)

Friday - Went to School and had a partay. I Beat up liek 20 2nd Graders. I then went to a Roller-Skating rink for the lulz of it and met a mexican guy named Luis. He carry's a knife in his pocket at all times and calls everybody a n****r and doesn't afraid of anything. A girl also randomly sat on my lap at the roller blading place, but her roller-blades made her epicly fall and her elbow smashed directly into my 'nads. I blacked out.

Saturday - I woke up with a third ball. I then fell asleep in the shower. I woke up with a fourth ball. Then i preceded to watch every single "Ultimate Warrior" episode that my asian step-brother recorded. I Shat Bricks.
Then, i got ready for the school dance. My father drove me there, and asked if I wanted a condom. I told him "No", and that I promised my friend Dylan that I would get a STD by the end of the day.
I Finally arrived at the dance and realized something, I forgot to wear pants. I then quickly ran to the local 7-11, shot everybody inside, and took the Store Clerk's pants.
I rushed back to the dance, explained to everyone why I had blood all over my clothes, and went inside the school. There i met my acquaintance Matt, and we preceded to beg the DJ to play "Never Gonna Give You Up". He did. I Came. I Blacked out.

Sunday - I woke up with a fifth ball. I was wondering where i was, and what was going on. I soon realized that I was not in my house, but I was infact in the Death Star. I was soon worried, because I knew the Death Star did not have internet capabilities that could reach Newgrounds so that I could inform everyone about my fifth ball. I layed there on the Death Star peacefully, but i was soon interrupted by the man with the name of "Darth Vader". He preceded to tell me that he was my father.
Clearly, the man was crazy, so I put him out of his misery by choking him to death with my fifth ball.
"Don't worry, it will grow back", I told Vader, as he slowly, and painfully, choked to death. I blacked out.

THE END.